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Jun 2021
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378: ACoK Arya I

Close The Door And Come Here
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Spoilers, profanity, Jaime x Brienne. Arya has pandemic hair when we meet “ball-kicking-to-death” Hot Pie. Join us as we torture ourselves by wondering if this chapter is a remnant of a love triangle best forgotten?  A Song of Ice and Fire. A Clash of Kings - Arya I. Close The Door And Come Here - Episode 378 
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