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Sep 2020
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80: "Please Leave a Message for Andy Ber...

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Andy: "What if we changed our outgoing answering machine message, so it just had a little more… zing, and a little more pep?"

Michael: "Zing and pep, see that’s those are the kind of words we’re looking for. Yes, Jim?"

Jim: "What about if we did an even newer voicemail message that had even more zing and pep?"

Michael: “Now we’re cooking."

This week we answer voicemail questions from our listeners! We talk Office-inspired tattoos, Michael’s confidence going for the corporate job, corporate Ryan going after Jim, and much more before wrapping up with a quick message from a potential new paper client.

 

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