The Right To Bare Arms

GIT-R-DONE!

Midgets and Gay Bars

WWJD

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Hank Williams Jr. High School

Hooters and Hooters Airlines

Dodge Truck, Retards and Stinkbait

NASCAR

The Right to Bare Arms!

Family in Sanford

Faith Healers and Weight Problems

Romance and Imported Rubbers (I Seen This on TV...No Lie)

Throwed Outta Penney's

Shavin', Waxin', Primpin' and Shootin' Quail! (This Is Funny, I Don't Care Who Ya Are!)

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Song for a Friend (And Other Things I Think About When I'm Hammered at 4 A.M.)

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