This Album Is Pretty Good

Perfect Crime (Follow Alex)

Follow P.J. (Don't Follow Alex)

Romee Strijd Is Good at Being Beautiful

Ode to Pearl Mackie Is Famous Great

Gal Gadot Oh Yeah! Good.

Super Famous Thandie Newton Song

I Like Benicio Del Toro Because so Great

Kelly Marie Tran Is Rose Awesome

Philip Blue Is a Great Movie Director, Yes!

Journalist Lizzy Goodman Is a Great Journalist

Andrew Robinson Stoney

King Arthur Was a Great Guy!

Elon Musk Is a Genius and a Nice Guy Too!

Best Song About Daniel Kibblesmith

Caity Weaver, Talented Writer and Editor

Allison Raskin Is Funny and Talented

Jen Statsky Is so Very Talented and Witty

Melissa Stetten Is a Wonderful Person

Extreme Song About Eric Alper

Sophia, Roxanne, Kenzie, Scarlett, Mel, And Kylie

You, Sophia Benoit, Are so Funny and Great

M. Jonathan Lee Song

Really Good Song About Molly Templeton

Colin Hanks, I Like You for Many Reasons

Oh Yeah! Jake Kasdan! Oh Yeah!

I Like Eric R. Danton Because He Writes Well

Jamie Loftus Best Song

Mike White Is a Great Writer

Padgett Powell Has a Way with Words

Malcolm Gladwell Is a Wonderful Person

I (Made) This Song (About Chuck Klosterman)

Sierra Furtado Is Wonderful

Jamie Dornan and Dokata Johnson Are Great Superstars

A.J. Burnett Predicts the Weather Reliably

Pompey the Great! What a Wonderful Leader!

Maurice Flitcroft Song

I Like the Writings of Elaina Plott

Ariel Edwards-Levy Is an Important Person

Bess Kalb! Oh Yeah!

Laura Snapes Is Wonderful Talented

Jai Courtney Awesome Song

Exquisite Song About Maura Johnston

Radhika Jones Yes Good!

Cate Blanchett Deserves a Great Song Like This

Everyone Loves Bill Skarsgard

Natalie Shure Sure Is Great!

Gay Talese Is a Wonderful Journalist, Oh Yeah!

Beautiful Ode to Meghan Markle

Song About Courtney Cronin Dold

Anthony Frith Is My Personal Friend