Beneath the Planet of the Gapes

My Girlfriend Dumped Me On Prom Night

Anal Cuntry (You're a Dad)

I'm Dehydrated

It Wasn't the Classiest Travel Center Bathroom, But That Look in Her Eyes Said "I Left My Mace in the Car"

On Pretending to Ever Give a Shit About What Anyone Ever Says Ever

Avoiding Non-Consensual Anal Sex

Ballenging Choundaries

Calhoun, Callabassas, Calexico

Charlie's Ants

Christian Bale Remix (Remix) 2

I'm Calling a Time-Out to Milk the Cock (Basketball)

Cowboy Vertigo

Wear Goggles Because This One's Going in Your Face (Racquetball)

Cut from Christ's Cornfield

The Fist, the Whole Fist, and Nothing But the Fist (Boxing)

Factory

Dustin, My H.I.V. Test Was Negative So I Can Cum Inside You (B.M.X.)

General Store

The Only Thing I'm Giving You Is a Gape (Bobsled)

Mudman Boogie

Oh No! I Came in Apollo Ohno! (Speed Skating)

Thor's Diner

You Should Be Home

Johnny Weir 2: Triple Fux (Ice Skating)

Disillusioned

Handing the Baton / Handjob Relay (Track)

Twenty-Three

Man Wide Open (Basketball)

The Cumshot Heard Around the World (Baseball)

Showing the Inside Crotch Pry (Wrestling)

My Favorite Thing to Stretch Is Your Asshole (Gymnastics)

From Beat Down to Dusty Finish (Wrestling)

Getting the Greg Louganis Treatment (Diving)

The Road to the Super Bowl Goes Through My Asshole (Football)

The Importance of Ball Control (Soccer)

Rubbing One Out to Matt Mitchum (Diving)

Confessions of a Lacrosse Dresser (Lacrosse)

Straight Acting Power Twink (Football)

Neil Degrasse Tyson & the Power of the Warrior