tales from around the globe.

waiting around to get my holes filled

chuff from David’s throne (Kosher Edition)

gankh**swithdanglings****e

i could f**k b*****e but id rather use my hands

down on all fours, mooing in the shower

mans got an ass like two bags of pudding

charmed by the fat b***h down the block

blowin' air right into this dogs a*****e

dynamic duo of leaking holes and a stretched ass

let loose the mustard gas from my a**

"all these monsters got their f*****g t**s hanging out just because"

hank found a mouse nest on my g*d d**n engine

please dont make me pray father Francis, Ill be a good boy from now on

wrap it before you tap it...REVOLUTIONARY

diarrhea lettuce

hamster aka love sock

grip it and rip it