misery olympian

i wonder if colin from endocrinology remembers me.

i heard monogamy and the patriarchy are best of friends. (and Tennyson wrote that poem about his best friend)

all of my friends are dads.

well maybe you're not afraid of me but i'm sure you've thought about me naked.

never ask a songwriter about the lyrics, LD. if you can't intuit the meaning you weren't meant to know.

you're in his DMs, i'm writing less than subtle lyrics hoping he reads them and falls in love with me (we are not the same).

if we get out of here alive the Nuka-Cola's on me.

drummer? i hardly know her.

we're all reading off the same dog-eared script but you're too busy reading the bible.

(merry christmas) i hope our first kiss is in that park in port glasgow.