yeah, maybe the jetski investments were a bad idea.

maybe you should kill yourself

what if we kissed at the kia summer sales event?

Willow Grove

Kate's Apartment

I miss your dog (more than I miss you)

finna give you a noogie

what happens if I can't check MySpace?

The Cyclops Goblins Thirst For Revenge Is Unquenchable

Banana Peels We've Slipped On and Egg Shells We've Tippy Toed Over.

I liked you better before you were naked on the internet

you guys must really like Sufjan Stevens

Camerons House Is Haunted