Awesome Today

Awesome Today anyway

She-splaining a natal chart

Your complete guide to alien encounters

We're enacting the Two Potty Rule

What's in, what's out in 2025

Happy holidays to the chaos demons

I lost control of my doomscrolling finger

Piles of poo: Spotify Wrapped, magic cats, et al

One milk bun to rule them all

More fun than a stocking full of lard

Can we interest you in some dopamine?

Of Vitches and klobasneks

He's got that resting furrowed brow

You are not aware of the pelican amputee community

Wholesome little bare-chested Cossacks

We survived hurricanado

The pink eye is worth it!

A kickstarter for the Man-O-Meter

Cooking with Q(anon)

Bring a friend to Minion Jesus

Just a sprinkling of dystopia

Schoolyard fads of yesteryear

Letters from Camp Covid

Hey Google, what is a group of squirrels called

Unraveling the mysteries of Meg

Pigs, poop, puppets

If he would have had panties, he would have thrown them

Welcome to the sunhole!

And a magnet suit for Father's Day

I like how you'll just wear anything

Meet me at Chi-Chi's

Happy Mother's Snake?

It actually wasn't the alternator

And it was the Yeti all along

Only one of us is processing TTPD

You know what they say about the fine-haired ones

Our most cursed episode yet (happy eclipse!)

Fun with niche drama

If you do flock around, you will find out!

Food made with love, straight to the trash

Wilder than Steve Harrington's next gig

That old Walmart crotch smell

For when you need to throw up a prayer

Stingray Jesus or Shark-ray??

Loaves, knives, and chieves

The earring that slipped through the matrix

Perfect chicken recipe: UNLOCKED

Manatalia in the bidet’s blue light

Cat tongues, frostquakes, and gumbogate

TikTok aliens and airplane oxygen