Thirty-Three Bolts

Thirty-Three Bolts (feat. R3M1)

Zumbia calls my name from afar, though I don't know where...

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"If a man enters zero, that means he's a hero!"

Thank you fellow patrons!

Moskantine, king of computers and steam engines

...And then I vomited into the trojan hole

GetFit!

When your engines sputter, mine do as well...

I had salmon and a motherboard for dinner

I'll see you once I get back... Whenever that may be...

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Moskantine's army of wimps, we fight, we cheer, we sing, in spears...

If I don't make it out alive, tell my pet camel he gets to keep my childhood blanket

Fire!

Moskantine's fall, as he was rested onto a gurney and scurried away into the dunes of whatever land

Three cheers for our hero! The man who helped us defeat this wicked virus!

Election Day

And so ends the tale of the bolts, as I was crowned the new king, and many hailed my name before me in honor of thy king!