Faking Adulthood

Your Broadcast messages are ruining my life ft The Odditty

Born to be a Prince, forced to be “Poor” ft Shabaz

I chased that man on foot & you know I don’t chase men ft Camille Bright

I had an epiphany..there are only 5 good men in London ft Kandie Jo

I want to be the Queen of Asia. Yes I know i’m Black. Ft Qoy

I’m triggered by your accent (respectfully) ft Adeola K

I’ve seen you play padel. You can’t be Gen Z. Ft Harry Pinero

Under my rulership, bank holidays won’t exist! Ft Ehis Ilozobhie

The government is trying to control us with roadworks ft Estelle

She asked to be my bridesmaid but her number wasn’t even saved? Ft Mamadinya

Why Do the People Who Need Therapy the Most Refuse to Go? Ft Face

I’m Scared of Being Cloned… But ChatGPT Is My Best Friend ft Indiyah Polack

Stop treating me like I’m DMX. I’m soft. Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe

I made this show so we could be best friends. It’s working. Ft Julie Adenuga

Slap your balls on the table & tell me you’re here! Ft Nella Rose

When times are dark, ask yourself.. Have you lipsed? Ft Kandie Jo

Don’t let your boyfriend stop you from meeting your Husband ft Juice

When they say my reward is in heaven sometimes it’s not enough ft King Karine

I learnt how to be a pilot for 15 years. Yes I’m 27. Ft Victor Kunda

Bring back kissing on the first date, tomorrow is too late! Ft Kez

Animals bite but luckily…so do I ft Moyo

People Raise Kids on This Salary? I Spend Mine on My Hair—Sorry. Ft Pinkolate

If there was a Bible 2.0, Would you be in it? Ft Pretty Vee

Bring back lying, you don’t owe anyone the truth!

You think you’re better than me because of your 2 little degrees. You’re not. Ft Deji

I want to delete the entire duration of the last man I dated ft Uche Natori & Kandie Jo

I know I asked you to sing but please don’t do it again ft Henrie

I will be an author of 5 books this year. No, I haven’t started. Ft Kimberley Cumberbatch

I looked at his hands and discovered he was a petite king!

I run in the forest to prepare for the end days ft Fred Santana

Hmm I think I could be an Assassin ft Priscilla Anyabu

Sharing a bed with guy friends is not normal btw ft Kaz Kamwi

Why are we scared of Divorce? I’ve been engaged twice ft Ayamé

I cried because my ‘husband’ left me (I’m not married) ft Hemah K

I stopped speaking to my plant & now she’s dying! Ft Remi Burgz

Please stop inviting me to your birthday parties, I will come!

If a scammer wants to pay my bills, let them! Ft Gena-mour Barret

Have you considered writing a diss track to your haters? Ft Josh Oyinsan

We’re not together anymore, stop sending me memes! Ft Oloni

Do you know you have 30 minutes? Tell me you love me TODAY ft Äyanna

I don’t believe in humility, at 7 years old I was playing the Cello. Ft Simply Sayo

Btw, your “soulmate” would want to date you!

Have you ever thought about threatening God? ft Dami Hope

A 2 month old baby cannot be your bestie ft Sarel

Rucksacks should be banned! And btw, the moon landing is fake ft Kandie Jo

I hate small talk. Tell me about your relationship with your mother ft Shelen

Posting a picture only on your birthday every year is outrageous! Ft Tonitone

I became an Actor so I could host dinner parties! Ft Kiell Smith Bynoe

Stop forcing friendships with people you’re in love with! Ft Uche Natori

Ain’t Sh*t funny! Why are you laughing?? Ft Vee Kativhu