The Unfiltered Bride

128: "The whole thing is f*cked"

127: "Is Meryl Streep a sl*g?"

126: "I don't think I've ever been that wet"

125: "My wedding planner is in rehab"

124: "I'm pregnant and it's his"

123: "No communication, no opinion, no moaning"

122: "No microphone, no opinion"

121: "No offence, but..."

120: "Registrars are Karens"

119: "They got caught pegging"

118: "Pianists, Peony's & Penises"

117: "The people don't need us"

116: "God doth do nothing for free"

115: "You need to learn"

114: "I want the wedding, not the marriage"

113: "He's starting to make sense"

112: "I'd rather have a canned cocktail"

111: "What does his wife think of us?"

110: "Your nipple was out"

109: "In your end doe"

108: "Am I ridiculous?"

107: "She dropped the cake?!"

106: "Give us a blow"

105: "It's not that deep"

104: "Film the old people, they're about to expire"

103: "It gives maid vibes"

102 "Don't wear white, don't bring white"

101: "How many elephants can you bench?"

100: "Are you crying?"

99: "OMG this is going to be so good"

98: "You push and push and push"

97: "I felt like Bonnie Blue"

96: "You're f*cking dizzy"

95: "The year to break the rules"

94: "I'm into girls"

93: "Drop your ego"

92: "I like rap"

91: "She called the groom a b*llend"

90: "Top shagger"

89: "A Christmas wedding in autumn"

88: "Do we need a public service announcement?"

87: "Can I have a legal fancy dress wedding?"

86: "You're allowed to be annoyed!"

85: "Do you have a blacklist?"

84: "I love Marmite butter"

83: "Has my mascara run?"

82: "Help, I have an emergency!"

81: "They kept it a secret"

80: "Georgie pushed a venue coordinator"

79: "The supplier has you by the balls"