Make Like a Tree and Appear to Die

An Introduction to the Nefarico™ Rewards Program

The Nefarico™ Rewards Program Is Not Endorsed by the Hussalonia Founder

Life Is a Story about Loss, if You’re Doing It Right

To Notate Is to Perforate, to Pull It Apart and File It Away

Love Is Finding Someone Who Won’t Use the Power They Possess to Destroy You

Cashmere

Prove You’re Not a Robot

Fuzzaby

This Is the One I Thought Would Mean Something

If You’re Feeling Weird and Lonely

I Only Hope There's an Unlimited Supply of Discoveries Tailored to My Specific Needs and Interests

You Can’t Really Understand Someone’s Greatness Until You Understand Their Weaknesses

Misanthropomorphia

There’s No Good Way to Go Away if You Go Away Unnoticed

What Will We Do When We Grow Bored with Our Brilliance?

Go Ahead and Cry for Me, Argentina

Trying to Win Is a Perfectly Good Way to Ruin the Game

Do You Want It or Just Want to Want It?

Get Bach (to Where You Once Belonged)

Everyone Was Insufferable (and I’m Sad That They’re All Dead)

Unicorn Blood Pressure and Temperature Changes the World