100X30 Daniel Ek Is Not The Anti-Christ He's Just a very Nau...

daniel ek is not the anti-christ he's just a very naughty boy

not all labels are evil ballad for tom and crispin

Discover My Ass discovery Mode

working on the block chain gang

nft no fucking talent

i asked ed sheeran to write a 30 second song but he never replied

$100k to get into the billboard charts

podcasts are the future just ask joe rogan

i know this won't make your official playlist

we don't talk about bruno mars not being the next prince

how may people died mining nickel for your precious indie vinyl

i'm too old for the music industry

dodgy geezer deezer not paying it's artists despite being owned my a multi billonaire who's hiding his wealth

pedantic apple music thinks my 30 second songs are shit

i did a gig in the metaverse it was just full of perverts

bono v putin

never been a golden age of the music industry it's always been a bit dodgy

spotify will never kill rock and roll

YouTube are still fleecing you

i got 4 million streams on youtube in india and got £50 I can't pay my rent with £50

1 million streams and i'm queuing up at the foodbank feed me Daniel feed me

i sat next to lucian grange's pa at a music do once and i don't feel guilty about maxing out his credit card on drinks for the table

it's a bittersweet reunion but £100 million should do it

even wolfgang pauli had a hard time working out how you get paid from Spotify

this album will definitely get banned by Spotify so I might as well say what I want

this album will never make it onto Apple Music

napster will release any old shit

hell is adele on repeat

i've been in nme, rolling stone and on channel 4 but i still can't get a gig in my own city

the future is AI generated algorythmic playlists but we will not comply

I owe it all to you Sir Paul McCartney

the revolution will be sanitised

another credit card festival

Kpop fans are using these 30 second songs to fill out their playlists to get BTS to the top of the charts

millionaire pop star pulls music from Spotify

boris johnson's capo trick

suing me suing you aha

ed sheeran is everywhere

the latin grunge revival

i'm recording an album with uri geller how cool is that?

it's only taken my band 25 years to nearly make it

the man that wrote rhinestone cowboy

dodgy deezer geezer

why do all modern songs sound the same

need to write a catchy song for tiktok

my prs statement is coming soon

fuck it's too hot to right songs I'm into my pool

i think only the aliens can change our world and make it a fairer place for humankind

i'm dancing in the street after getting a double figure royalty statement

i'm going to write to prince charles to ask him to have a chat with Spotify