Daily Dad Jokes

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a social, jovial and friendly leader of the french parliament who just lost his job? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a social, jovial and friendly leader of the french parliament who just lost his job? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a social, jovial and friendly leader of the french parliament who just lost his job? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Michael Stipe, from R.E.M., wearing a powdered wig, pointed at my coins. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Michael Stipe, from R.E.M., wearing a powdered wig, pointed at my coins. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

I went to Taylor Swift's fancy dress party dressed as an edible ground fungus. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I went to Taylor Swift's fancy dress party dressed as an edible ground fungus. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

A friend of mine sold his painting for enough money to open up his own delicatessen. He's kind of famous, so maybe you've heard of him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] A friend of mine sold his painting for enough money to open up his own delicatessen. He's kind of famous, so maybe you've heard of him? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why did LeBron leave Miami? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Why did LeBron leave Miami? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

I once sat next to a very pushy insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams gig... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I once sat next to a very pushy insurance salesman at a Robbie Williams gig... (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Where do Frodo and Bilbo buy all their snacks? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Where do Frodo and Bilbo buy all their snacks? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I went to the cinema yesterday, and most of the other people there were either Scientologists, Jehovah's Witnesses or members of the Exclusive Brethren. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I went to the cinema yesterday, and most of the other people there were either Scientologists, Jehovah's Witnesses or members of the Exclusive Brethren. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] what do you call two people who share a shoe? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

what do you call two people who share a shoe? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you hear Musk has been involved in a really drawn-out scandal? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Did you hear Musk has been involved in a really drawn-out scandal? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call a late-night host who committed a crime? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

What do you call a late-night host who committed a crime? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Did you know that the Olsen twins had 9 siblings? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you know that the Olsen twins had 9 siblings? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Why does Vladimir Putin wear a diaper? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Why does Vladimir Putin wear a diaper? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

The guitar player for Guns 'n Roses kept flirting with my wife. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] The guitar player for Guns 'n Roses kept flirting with my wife. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] When my wife claimed that the 90's didn't have good comedy, I forcefully exclaimed, What are you talking about? Seinfeld was hilarious! (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

When my wife claimed that the 90's didn't have good comedy, I forcefully exclaimed, What are you talking about? Seinfeld was hilarious! (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Someone was playing Dominic Fike's Phone Numbers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Someone was playing Dominic Fike's Phone Numbers. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Singles Day! 23 September 2025

National Singles Day! 23 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] Have you guys ever seen that old Joe Pesci movie about trigonometry? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Have you guys ever seen that old Joe Pesci movie about trigonometry? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Medieval Day! 34 Sir-prising dad jokes from Camelot! 22 September 2025

Medieval Day! 34 Sir-prising dad jokes from Camelot! 22 September 2025

[No Laughter Version] My chiropractor has tragically passed away. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My chiropractor has tragically passed away. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Albert Einstein was a genius. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Albert Einstein was a genius. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do you call an alligator who's a renegade? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

What do you call an alligator who's a renegade? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My neighbor Janet told me she used to drink absinthe but it caused bad indigestion and terrible gas that sounded like a motorbike. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

My neighbor Janet told me she used to drink absinthe but it caused bad indigestion and terrible gas that sounded like a motorbike. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My chiropractor published his own music. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My chiropractor published his own music. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Wife Appreciation Day! 19 jokes to show how you care! 17 September 2025

Wife Appreciation Day! 19 jokes to show how you care! 17 September 2025