Daily Dad Jokes

Where do you find a cow that’s having a really bad day? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Where do you find a cow that’s having a really bad day? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Where do you find a cow that’s having a really bad day? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Psychic Day! Predictable Dad Jokes! 06 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] Psychic Day! Predictable Dad Jokes! 06 August 2025

I heard a rumor that a former Canadian prime minister is dating Katy Perry. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I heard a rumor that a former Canadian prime minister is dating Katy Perry. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Oyster Day! Shucks to miss these pearls! 05 August 2025

National Oyster Day! Shucks to miss these pearls! 05 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] I once dated this girl who broke up with me because I kept incorporating Linkin Park lyrics into everything. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I once dated this girl who broke up with me because I kept incorporating Linkin Park lyrics into everything. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

International Beer Day! Raise a glass to these dad jokes! 04 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] International Beer Day! Raise a glass to these dad jokes! 04 August 2025

[No Laughter Version] Fox alum Jeanine Pirro's rise to become DC's top prosecutor proves passing the bar is not enough for political office. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

Fox alum Jeanine Pirro's rise to become DC's top prosecutor proves passing the bar is not enough for political office. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I asked the Michelin Man how his day went. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I asked the Michelin Man how his day went. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

I got to take a picture with R.E.M. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I got to take a picture with R.E.M. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

My daughter got rave reviews for her performance as Joan of Arc. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] My daughter got rave reviews for her performance as Joan of Arc. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] What do Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Did you know that Sylvester Stalone has got married for the third time. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Did you know that Sylvester Stalone has got married for the third time. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] International Tiger Day! Bite into these dad jokes! 29 July 2025

International Tiger Day! Bite into these dad jokes! 29 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 50 people. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

Chuck Norris once threw a grenade that killed 50 people. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

National Scotch Day! Raise a glass to these dad jokes! 27 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Scotch Day! Raise a glass to these dad jokes! 27 July 2025

What does the Stormtrooper say when he discovers a systems developer from the Alliance? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Bugs turns to Elmer and says, “Is this whiskey?” (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Bugs Bunny and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Bugs turns to Elmer and says, “Is this whiskey?” (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

If Albert Einstein was a mountain, what one would he be? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] If Albert Einstein was a mountain, what one would he be? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Shark Week! Bite into these dad jokes! 24 July 2025

Shark Week! Bite into these dad jokes! 24 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] Just found out that Osama bin laden was an Arsenal fan. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

Just found out that Osama bin laden was an Arsenal fan. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] National Parents Day! 23 July 2025

National Parents Day! 23 July 2025

Back during the pandemic, doctors tested Ozzy Osbourne's blood for a potential vaccine... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] Back during the pandemic, doctors tested Ozzy Osbourne's blood for a potential vaccine... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

National Day of the Cowboy! Yee-haw to these dad jokes! 22 July 2025

[No Laughter Version] National Day of the Cowboy! Yee-haw to these dad jokes! 22 July 2025

I recently found out they don't have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

[No Laughter Version] I recently found out they don't have the real Mona Lisa in the Louvre. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

National Junk Food Day! Feast on these dad jokes! 21 July 2025