Planet of the Gapes

Dear Abby, I'm Looking for Someone Who Can Take a Fist

If I Wanted Cheese, I'd Go to a Deli: A Debate

I Was Blowing This Guy and I Was Two Knuckles Deep but He Shot Blanks

Felch!

Dave, You're a Fucking Cocktease!

I Want Johnny Weir to Skate His Ass over My Face

I Wanna Fuck the Drummer

Gogo Boys Balls Smell Like Chanel No. 5

If You Can Handle This, I Might Be Able to Take You to T.G.I.FRIDAYS

Beware the Homosexual (60's Kitsch)

The Hillbilly Song

The Man with the Iron Moustache

Surfin' Bird (Trashmen Tribute)

Kentucky's Just Kentucky

Poopdeck

Rocketpunch, Rocketpunch, Fucking Rocketpunch

Speed Auctioneering

The Man-E-Faces of Jesus

Bring Him Down Legolas! (Nn Gliktic Cunquee)

Did You Mean Fuckwheat Pancakes?

The Jonas Brothers Are Immortal

What If It Tastes Like Vanilla & Skunks?

Ludacristopher Columbus, Winchesterton Churchill, And the Hobolephant

It's Not Like I Had Unprotected Sex to Get a Tumor