Aint Life A Crock Of Shit

Andrew thought - "Ain't life a crock of shit?"

Loneliness replied, "Its never too late to give up."

Andrew sighed. "I'm just not there with myself."

Confidence echoed - "Oh baby lets try!"

Opportunity chimed in - "Make it worth your while."

Sadly it began to rain. "Today ain't the day," said Andrew. "Unexpected turbulence."