Denim and Laughter

Drinking Buddy, Hipster Jizz & Gluten-Free Keith Richards

Miserable Sober, Booze Rehab & Liquid Cocaine

Chevy Sativa, a Yankee Candle & Stonehenge

The Greatest Country, Wife-Beaters & Aliens

Tea Tree Shampoo & Adam Levine's Nipples

That Metal Show, Hi-Def Porn & P.C. Bands

Alice & Ozzy, Zakk Wylde & Buzztightrear

Black Sabbath, Gwar, & a Bloody Good Flight

Stone Cold, a Sporty Ford Fusion, Rock out with Your Cock Out

Roast on the Range, She's Only 17

Billy Ray, Little League, Prison Time

Mounting Mary, Serial Killers, Death by Bus

Gorilla Sex, Spitting, Banana Tits

Gender Fluid, DNA Test, Anal Fetish

Fake News & The Return of the Sporty Ford Fusion